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Hello peoples...... I'm Alex. I do the cosplay.

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

(Source: nathanwillett)

insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

I have cool things in my closet. 

the world is an egg and i am no longer afraid to make an omelette

(Source: internetswaggie)

snickerdoots:

Messing with different styles.

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

kadeart:

Night Fury Attack

The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ….

(Source: yurifairy)

tippitytoes:

Reasons to dye your hair unnatural colours:

  • You get to be the main character of the anime

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

CG:WHERE DO I EVEN START

CG: HALF OF YOU DONT SEAL YOUR FUCKING PAINT AND THEN YOU WADDLE AROUND LIKE INCOMPETENT WRIGGLERS SLIDING YOUR SLICKENED GRAY BODIES AROUND ON OTHER PEOPLE

CG: THERES A PERCENTAGE OF YOU ALL THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE 

CG: SERIOUSLY YOU ALL COULD EVEN SCARE GAMZEE OR SOME SHIT

CG: JEGUS HONESTLY YOU FUCKING NOOKCRADLERS JUST NEED TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR YOU MIGHT TRIG-

CG:….. SHIT I SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I HATE……

(Source: momsensabsolution)

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(Source: floarally)

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

》*new hair*《